Saturday, October 21, 2006

Practical tips from the car

These are important goals to improve myself, all courtesy of the Car Therapy Sessions:

New skills must be acquired. Magic, sports, cooking.

Culture must be kept at a high level. Books, magazines, movies, TV. History, mythology, art, poetry are compulsory topics to be reinforced.

New clothes must be purchased that work with my current body shape, without considering future changes. While desirable, body mass changes are also extremely long in their occurrence. When it happens, clothes will be adjusted and new items will be acquired.

Frivolous expenses must stop immediately, in order to allow for savings to increase. A cash base must be constituted for acquisition of tools of the trade as well as the implementation of a self-promotion campaign.

Now, if you excuse me, I have work to do.

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