I was talking to my sister and my phone fell on my toenail.
Have you any idea of how painful that can be?
Well, I wish I could tell you what happened next, but I can't.
I think I had a blind-rage episode, can't really say.
Last thing I remember was a furious pain climbing thru my nervous system, reaching my cerebelum. Then, blank.
When I came to, I had a million pieces of green plastic in front of me.
Then I started having brief flashes of myself shouting obscenities and smashing my phone to bits.
So now I need to get me a new phone. But man, smashing the old one felt good!
Sunday, March 05, 2006
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1 comment:
awesome! I whish i could lose it like that once in awhile :D
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