I never thought tonight I’d become a killer. But I had no choice.
It happened just a few hours ago. I saw one of them, then a lot more. They were quite a few and seemed to be in what looked like a gang. I was immediately overcome with maddening rage. I felt the urge to kill right there and then.
So I crept up right behind them and I killed one, but it wasn’t enough. I wanted to kill them all, before they turned on me. And so, I started with my murderous spree. I killed one, two... I lost count! I followed them, right to their homes and brought death to their door. I couldn’t stop myself!
But no matter what, those freaking ants kept coming at me, so I kept spraying their asses until I ran out of Bug-Kill.
I am proud of my deadly deed. My front door is now a wasteland. Insect carcasses litter the ground as far as the eye can see.
In my mind, I can almost see it:
Kz: 1
Bugs: 0
But as happy as I feel for my glorious victory, I know that for every bug killed a hundred will return.
I must be ready for them.
Thursday, February 24, 2005
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